I don't think this is the job I need, Mervin.

[jamesmcginty]

You too can move to beautiful Lorena Station!

While we are a thriving yavanite mining community, we welcome many other technical positions to join our happy workforce. Obviously, the local electromagnetic radiation makes some technology challenging, but consider the charm on your resume as you soar above these problems!

We have a beautiful walking space, lovely lush canals for water purification, and a charming Canadian colony on the planet below perfect for spending your company money.

And don't worry! The company store is packed with everything you need and even some things you've forgotten you needed!

Join us, and the founding families here today!

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[citizendamian]

If it's any consolation, the security teams have one of the highest ratings in the area for ethics?